Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.
Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 11, 2016
Another term for a sugar daddy, who spends money on females in hopes of sex. Money is usually spent on drinks, clothes, cars, tuition and any other thing the recipient might need
Bruce: "how is Dana driving a new Benz when she ain't got no job "
Clark " ain't you heard she got a blesser, he even paying her rent "
Clark " ain't you heard she got a blesser, he even paying her rent "
by WhoKingcole April 07, 2016
A lip blesser is when someone places their penis on someone's lip disregarding what sex the person may be
by Frc_meme May 25, 2017
by Meekerella May 23, 2011
By middle age, she'd been through every nook and cranny of Asia and had turned into a real cross-blesser.
by tik-tiki July 18, 2008
An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.
Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?
by explanagraphics June 18, 2023
When OC pu to junior to bless everyone and chev gets happy hes getting blessed in junior and not doing latin with the doc
Guy said "bro holy OC blesser's nic got stolen at the function, it was probably the person that wrote this ong"
by BGBabushka February 25, 2023