Blarging

Verb
Pronounced: Blarg-ing

Noun(s): Blarg

Spouting off ignorance or Making

Nonsensical remarks

Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio

by didyoudirrtyy March 10, 2019

blarring

Informal word used instead of crying. Pervailent in rural parts of the U.K including Norfolk.

Stop blarring and dry your eyes

by RinRanRyan September 8, 2007

Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

Blarfingargin

the act of ritual bonding that ends with simultaneous orgasm.

The couple will now attempt a Blarfingargin

by TheAquaDome March 29, 2010

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Blaring

Used as an adjective. Beyond and superior to realistic measures to the point of irony. Intending to be ironic. As a joke or for just descriptions.

Originated from a classmates car he owned it high school.

"It was an '87 Camaro LT 5 speed. Stocked with a BLARING 2.8 Liter engine!!!"

"Oh here comes that BLARING fast Camaro!"

"What's the problem officer? Did you see a BLARING Blue Camaro fly by here? No I didn't, oh wait an 80s LT camaro? YEAH? Clocked him in the school zone...little racer was blaring thru it at 10 under!

by Grady G January 24, 2008