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blackleoses

When someone who's not black has a black sized penis
The Docter said i have a severe case of blackleoses
by Houston Heavyweight March 30, 2007
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Blackhouse

The Name of the whitehouse since Barack Obama became president
Did you see Barack Obama perform that speech at the Blackhouse?
by downloader901 September 25, 2009
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Blackmoose

A magical and universal word that should be used sparingly, saying it too often may disrupt the chi flow of the universe and incite a world event. The word can be used as a valid/rational response, rhetorical device or word said while nodding your head when you can't say anything. It can also be used in the event of a misunderstanding and/or to counter a ridiculous poll or statement made by a person pandering a crowd to name nothing through a vote on behalf of something that is not tangible, certain or clearly defined with comic relief.
Example 1:

Sayaucat said, "Blackmoose." when Nopal kept on insisting that he was going to name his millennium falcon, "Po" instead of "Sven" and that we should vote for it.

Example 2:

Person 1: When i purchase a millennium falcon next year should i name it Skadoosh or Tarboosh? i'm going to name it Skadoosh but you guys should totally vote! Here's an urban dictionary definition on what Skadoosh means:

Person 2: Skadoosh.

Person 3: Tarboosh.

Person 4: Millennium Falcon?

Person 5: Blackmoose.

Example 3:

Person 1: Family vote for millennium falcon's name:

1. Sven
2. Po

i want to go with Po because it's awesome! because of (reason x,y,z) but i'm going to include sven here so you guys can choose.

Person 2: Po!

Person 3: Sven!

Person 2: What does Po mean?

Person 1: According to urban dictionary it means "the word said when you preform an act of something that is awesome and you win all the time and.."

Person 2: Hell yeah!

Person 4: Blackmoose.

Example 4:

Person 1: Stop saying Blackmoose it's going to trigger another pandemic.

Person 2: Blackmoose.

Breaking News: An asteroid appeared out of nowhere and is heading towards earth! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

The estimated time of arrival is 6 days. God have mercy on our weary souls.

Person 3: I don't wanna miss a thing.

Person 2: Blackmoose.

Breaking News: Appparently there was a malfunction at the observatory and we repeat. The world is not ending. Thank god.

Person 1: See what i mean.

Person 2: Blackmoose.
by Urban Definitions Reloaded September 14, 2020
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Blacktose intolerant

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people
Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant
by Scheix August 23, 2019
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blackwoodelve

Edmund Heckler and Theodor Koch are blackwoodelves
by Argysh September 12, 2006
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blacktose intolerant

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products
Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.
by One Rho March 23, 2008
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Blackobsession

One who only feels safe in black clothes and dark places .

Usually they are artits and creative people who suffers from paranoia so they use black as a cover which matches their strong personalities .
BlackObsession ruins human nature 👽
by Ad Di. December 2, 2018
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