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Bitchsprint

A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.
When the cops showed up, those drunk girls bitchsprinted for the hills!
by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015
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Bitchstronaut

Female astronaut who either IS, or is ACTING LIKE, a bitch.
Overheard on the International Space Station:
"That lady astronaut from Russia sure has been on a tear this week. Is it her time of the month, or what?
"No, she's just a Bitchstronaut in general, most of the time."
by Kanji_Flufenoff September 1, 2016
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bitchsnip

When a bitch has or had his penis taken off or needs to
Man whats did you do get a bitchsnip dammm
by Sup lur you bitch February 1, 2017
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bitchtipsy

The state of a male who has become inebriated with alcoholic beverages generally associated with consumption by females.
I told Bobby not to drink all those cosmopolitans.

Yeah, now he's all bitchtipsy.
by OnTheSexAndTheCityTour October 21, 2010
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bitchstracted

when guys are completely obsessed by women to the point that their daily lives are negatively impacted because they cannot focus on anything other than women girlfriend/wife or trying to get a woman/girlfriend.
John: What happened to your car?

David: I saw this super hot chick walking down the street and I hit the car in front of me.

John: If you keep getting bitchstracted, you are going to end up in the hospital.
by glitter sparkle hearts February 20, 2011
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bitchstigator

The Bitchstigator is an ego-maniac (usually a female) who thrives on pointing out how great they are, preys on the weak and convinces others that everyone else is an idiot. They successfully utilize tactics to avoid responsibility and accountability. They also love using others to do things they don’t want to do. When confronted by authority, they often deploy rapid tears to deflect from the root cause.

While being a bitch, they love to instigate. They live for it. Sometimes quietly, but often not and they utilize their network of minions to do their bidding. The Bitchstigator has been compared to David Koresh as a Cult-like leader. This individual is highly toxic and loves polarizing and defaming those who they see as a threat...especially those who they deem as an idiot (usually people of authority).

They are a bitch and an instigator at the same time.

Avoid this individual at all costs.
John: “I had a 1:1 with Tom and gave him feedback about lessons learned from yesterday. Great meeting. Good stuff. Then, the next day, Tom told me the lessons learned were all wrong and the people affected can fucking deal. I saw Tom talking to Michelle after I had talked to him and Michelle was pointing at me and Tom was laughing. WTF is going on?!?”

Rodney: “Sigh...The Bitchstigator has struck again”.
by #StopTheBullshit April 21, 2021
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bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit
Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!
by Jon August 5, 2004
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