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battlefury 

1: An axe that cleaves. (DOTA reference)
2: A level 60 Tauren Warrior on Kil'Jaeden server.
3: Xing Jin!
4: Alternative name for male phallus
1: Perseverance + Mithril Hammer + Claymore = Battlefury.
2: Nobody owns Battlefury in a duel.
3: "My name is not Xing, it's Battlefury!"
4: Xing says his battlefury is very large and powerful.
battlefury by nobody February 17, 2005
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Battlecock 

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

Bustlefuckery 

The act of entering a place of business in a hurried and expectant manner, often agitated or with great determination.
"Kenneth executed a splendid display of bustlefuckery when he rushed through the closing doors of his local McDonalds to complain to the counter staff about a meal he had purchased several months ago"
Bustlefuckery by anonymous February 6, 2020

battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.
battlefucked by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

battleyack 

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.
Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!
battleyack by abe reimer January 16, 2011

cattlefucker 

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.
I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over
cattlefucker by dude August 13, 2003

battyfuckas 

complete mugs that do nothing all day...except watch cricket nets from the other side of a fence....
A:hey look at those battyfuckas....is that all they do?
B:most of the time yeah....but occasionally they take out the post fence and try to attack 1000 people lol
battyfuckas by LordKnows June 5, 2005