Ayanda

Usually the first born, translated to mean "They're increasing" which usually represents the foundation of more to come. It is a unisex name and its owners sure do live up to its standard by being great leaders and pillars of strength for all, regardless of the relationship they share with them. They're thinkers, givers and all-round good people with big hearts and amazing personality. They're emotional people who may sometimes have they're good nature eploited by others.

Ayanda Patosi Is A South African born Soccer player.

Ayanda recently gave birth to twins.

by saucysuzie April 21, 2013

Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

aardvark cum

coldest thing in the world.

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!

by minecraft129 May 27, 2012

Teen Choice Awards

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

Inflamable means flamable? What a country!

by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005

Ayanda

A South African unisex name. Has an amazing personality and always knows how to make people laugh. At times they could be savage. They speak their mind and have no chill but overall they are nice friends to hang with.

Ah Ayanda you too funny

by Guesswhobitch July 25, 2018

Coaches award

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera

that girl won the coaches award for basketball.

by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015