assodium

A combination of the words ass and podium referring to a podium in a public place that's appearance is less than desirable.

"Dude, I won't be speaking here tomorrow unless someone does something about the assodium."

by Scott Meinzer February 20, 2009

Assword

The secret password a couple uses to initiate sex later while in front of others. A password to Ass. or The un-safety word

While at my friends house party my girlfriend said "banana nut muffin", which is our assword. we proceeded to head towards the attic for some alone time.

by Gshocklover June 15, 2013

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Assword

Noun; 'ass-werd'
A password in the username field.

Verb; 'ass-werd'
The act of typing your password in the Username field, thus displaying it in clear text for the world to view.

Look guys Sally just entered an assword!

Patrick assworded during this weeks meeting, what a buffoon!

by D@nnie Devito January 4, 2011

asswedge

A "fantasy" wrestling hold. The attacker wraps her legs around the victim's skull, with her rear oriented into his face. Behind the victim's skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim's head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker.

"Great asswedge! She buried his whole damn nose in there!"

by crushschmoe April 5, 2009

assword

1) the term used for a mis-spelled password.

Johnny typed an assword.

by Shane Sanders July 18, 2007