assodium Share definition Flag A combination of the words ass and podium referring to a podium in a public place that's appearance is less than desirable. "Dude, I won't be speaking here tomorrow unless someone does something about the assodium." assodium by Scott Meinzer February 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the assodium mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
