assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

arsemonger

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)

"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"

by colin dunning September 25, 2007

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003