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Armin Arlert 

Boy1: That guys a real Armin Arlert.
Boy2: I know right
Armin Arlert by Pixies November 15, 2014
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I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.

This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.

Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.

Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.

“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.

Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.

The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.
A name only given to the bravest girls. Someone that knows just what to say to put a smile on your face. Not afraid to tell you like it is. Will be the most loyal and caring. Total badass!
Do you know Aleri?
Aleri by AwesomeSauce423 December 18, 2016

Amber Turd Alert 

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.
Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"
Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020
You were on the fyp on tiktok and someone searched up your name in the urban dictionary
You were on tiktok and you saw a Valerie and it was a trend to take off the 1st and last letter of her name so u did it.