Zoop

Zoop derives from the Axum word for Emperor, yet many Axums used the word to mean "shitty emperor" used to describe incompetent leaders.

King Solomon, that zoop bitch

by Stephen Kibrom March 9, 2021

Zoop

Zoop; (verb) A zoop is when hoodrat teenagers need money, they go to the nearest truckstop vaping in a circle all wearing black hoodies. They wait for normie people from out of town to fill up their gas tanks (because people from out of town dont lock their doors when going into the station. They all run up to the car and steal everything they can and run. They just zooped.

Chad : "yo brad, are we going zooping tonight?"
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."

by ClaytonLarsenfromtooele July 26, 2019

Zoop

V. Shot over, sent in a hurry, expedited with serious intent

You NEED to check out this new site, i just zooped you the link!

by SendyBiiiish December 22, 2020

Zoop

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.

Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!

by meowlnir March 15, 2023

Zoop

Etymology: English slang.
Function: noun.
See Zuppe.

Stop being such a Zoop and make up your damn mind!

by J.Hennessy March 30, 2005

Zoop

Strangest. Game. Ever.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!







zoop

by Satan January 10, 2003

Zoop

"Zoop" is essentially a sound. Like "poof" with a zip to it. Whatever it was left quickly. So if someone loses something, tangible or intangible, they've been "zooped."

You are in an argument and your opponent has no comeback.
You say, "Zoop..." and walk away.

by Matt Durham April 19, 2006