wookette

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.

I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.

by Leviath June 14, 2018

Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

by disathome July 28, 2010

Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 July 24, 2008

wooget

A vagina that has been shorn bare.

A shaved vagina with no trace of remaining hair.

"Susan shaved everything yesterday.....EVERYTHING. Now she has a wooget."

by mudley October 3, 2005

wholetrain

Graffiti Slang for a completly painted train (every single waggon has to be painted from top 2 bottom, end 2 end).

"You saw that bad-ass wholetrain of tha INF crew rollin?"

by leBosh November 27, 2006

woilet

a woilet is a window toilet

-taylor carter, baylee snyder, and kylie shingara

“*woilet water spins like a tornado* *a teenage mutan taylor flies out of the spinny woilet water*”

by Teenage mutant ninja turtles November 28, 2021

wooler guy

Very colloquial language only used around the area of UBC. Was created through walla guy which means i swear to god. a Phrase in which you can put at the front of every sentence just to emphasize.

Wooler guy were gonna get right ruined at that kegger tonight and hit up some biddies.

by The basilisk. December 11, 2009