Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

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A trinidadian Individual who thinks they have "swag" And Carry about themselves in a vain manner.

"See that man over there he is a wetty."

by shernellebangsoutxo June 14, 2014

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Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional

“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”

*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”

by best of all April 18, 2021

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what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work

Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.

by AM1tchell December 8, 2019

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Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.

Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 8, 2020

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