wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

wankatron

person who wanks a lot

that guy tommy is a real wankatron

by tobeus August 29, 2003

wanghat

someone who is an idiot. see asshat

oh my god, what wanghat.

by wraith October 25, 2004

wackhater

One who hates black and white people.

that girl is such a wackhater she wants all them dead.

by alexander Sims February 6, 2008

Wankbat

This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.

"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."

by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

wankathon

In its strictest sense, it stands for a marathon masturbation (wanking) event. The Junior Wankathon League (JWL) involves sustained masturbation for at least 26 minutes 2 seconds, while the Intermediate Wankathon League (IWL) involves a period of 26 hours - practically speaking atleast two 26 minute 2 second sessions in two days - and the Professional Wankathon League (PWL) is a period of 26 days - daily masturbation for 26 consecutive days with each session lasting not less than 26 minutes and 2 seconds. Timing is done on good faith. To be accurate, if you have a kitchen count-down timer you may use it. Remember, to wash the timer before you return it to the kicthen. The event is regulated by bodies. Famous bodies include:
- the National Wankathon Association (NWA) in the USA
- the Indian Masturbation Federation (IMF) in India
- Proletariat Wanking Committe (PWC) in China
- Kerala Vanamadi Association (KVA) in the state of Kerala in India
In fact, the IMF and PWC are planning to host the billion-man-wank event in 2010 to showcase the growing clout of Asian masturbators in the global arena.

Santosh has been an extra-ordinary athlete. He mastered the Junior Wankathon at age 5, and progressed to rule the Intermediate League by age 8, and by teenage he used to win at least one Professional Wankathon event every 6 months.

by sgzero August 2, 2007