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WANGHAF is the an acronym for “White Ass Niggas Going Hard As Fuck”
That white guy going Wanghaf right now.
WANGHAF by G-ranting November 16, 2022
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wangatorium 

When at a certain place or event the male to female ratio does not favor heterosexual men.
A area that has many men and few females.
Also see: sausagefest
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell are the girls?! This party sucks!
Guy 2: I know! It's a total wangatorium.
wangatorium by Vianegativa85 December 9, 2008
When something 'dodgy', or out of the ordinary occurs to the benefit of the individual involved. Mainly a gamers term in reference to a person who's done well in a game, or aquired a rare item.
oh my god! wanghax! you've aquired the best gun in the game!
wanghax by StANTo January 21, 2004
One who engages in extreme weeniness.
Dude, stop being such a wankhat!
Wankhat by Nick Eben Macleod June 2, 2007
1. A hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. However, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose.

2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.
1. Sam: "Hey New Kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?"

New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?"

Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die."

2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization."

*Everyone points and laughs*

Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop."

*Matt runs off crying*

*Everyone points and laughs*

All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"
wankhat by Redhead and the fat man January 16, 2009
A certain type of mystical animal, which makes weird, loud hissing noises. It's related to a normal feline, and falls under the latin name "Felinus wangcattus". Wangcats are mainly found in Northeast Pennsylvania with rare sightings around the western coast of Oregon. Wangcats only come out at night, and when the environment is quiet.
"Did you hear that strange hissing noise? Yeah, it was a wangcat!"
wangcat by Atellis August 3, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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