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WANGHAF is the an acronym for “White Ass Niggas Going Hard As Fuck
That white guy going Wanghaf right now.
WANGHAF by G-ranting November 16, 2022
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wangatorium 

When at a certain place or event the male to female ratio does not favor heterosexual men.
A area that has many men and few females.
Also see: sausagefest
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell are the girls?! This party sucks!
Guy 2: I know! It's a total wangatorium.
wangatorium by Vianegativa85 December 9, 2008
When something 'dodgy', or out of the ordinary occurs to the benefit of the individual involved. Mainly a gamers term in reference to a person who's done well in a game, or aquired a rare item.
oh my god! wanghax! you've aquired the best gun in the game!
wanghax by StANTo January 21, 2004
One who engages in extreme weeniness.
Dude, stop being such a wankhat!
Wankhat by Nick Eben Macleod June 2, 2007
1. A hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. However, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose.

2. A person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a wankhat.
1. Sam: "Hey New Kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?"

New Kid: "Oh, that's my wankhat. I just finished whacking off while reading 'Pedophile Journal Weekly'. Wow I need to clean up. Where's the shower?"

Sam: "That's well gross. You're a fucking freak. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you fucking die."

2. Beau: "Matt, you are the biggest wankhat to ever befoul our fair civilization."

*Everyone points and laughs*

Matt: "Sob. I'm going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop."

*Matt runs off crying*

*Everyone points and laughs*

All: "Jeez, what a wankhat! Hopefully he kills himself!"
wankhat by Redhead and the fat man January 16, 2009
A certain type of mystical animal, which makes weird, loud hissing noises. It's related to a normal feline, and falls under the latin name "Felinus wangcattus". Wangcats are mainly found in Northeast Pennsylvania with rare sightings around the western coast of Oregon. Wangcats only come out at night, and when the environment is quiet.
"Did you hear that strange hissing noise? Yeah, it was a wangcat!"
wangcat by Atellis August 3, 2006