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vögeln

Jens, lass uns vögeln.
Jens (German male name) let's fuck.
by Ilovegermanmen March 2, 2016
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buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
by Toadaron December 4, 2010
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buy a vowel

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
by thebug April 9, 2008
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Vomelette

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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Pulling a Vogel

1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.

2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight
by ilovewafflesandpancakes April 22, 2011
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Mr. Vogel

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy
Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.
by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018
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buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'
A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!
by 4 July 14, 2004
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