twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code

Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.

by comaunite August 19, 2014

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

TWONKING

When a fat bitch be twerkin

"Damn, what she doing?"
"That fat bitch?"
"Yeah"
"She's TWONKING"
"What's 'twonking' "
"When a fat bitch twerks"

by Basednigga August 29, 2014

twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

by Turkeybonnet November 24, 2013