1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job,life, girlfriend and/or mental health. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac. 2. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
by Twitter or me November 21, 2010
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Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
by GFeet March 14, 2009
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v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
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by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009
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Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.
Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
by Rclesquire April 8, 2012
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Peroson 1: hey, did you see that twittard call me a pedophile?
Person 2: yeah, i'm amazed they thought a 2 year age difference was that bad.
Person 2: yeah, i'm amazed they thought a 2 year age difference was that bad.
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