throated

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.

That one cute girl got throated real good last night.

by nocton55 October 25, 2011

Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.

by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019

turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

throat goblin

Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.

I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.

by Doug "the Demon" Quesnel May 16, 2010

Thriftshopping

1. Macklemore would describe it as a way to pop tags with only twenty dollars in your pocket.

2. shopping for cheap clothes at a thrift shop.

We went thriftshopping for clothes at a Goodwill.

by Turbo321 November 18, 2012

Strep Throat

It's equally unbearable each time you have this god forsaken sickness, you're never immune to the pain of a thousand suns going down your throat each time you swallow.

I have strep throat, I forgot what it was like to voluntarily swallow my own spit until now, I no longer want to know.

by Caedoe April 14, 2014