Throf

A foamy substance of ejaculate and fecal matter that builds up in your ass crack after a long night of dancing down at the local gay bar. The Throf is formed from the friction of your ass cheeks rubbing together. It whips the substance into a foam. You know you have worked up a good Throf when it has peaks like a meringue.

Julio could see a light brown Throf dripping out of Ramone's cut off jean shorts.

Throf by stawm July 7, 2011

Tarof 

Tarof is the act of offering something in a manner sufficient to demonstrate sincerity, but is simply a facade to appear more genuine than one actually is. It can be shown by conduct, an offer, or by any means in which there appears to be an intent to tender to another. One could think of a tarof as an undisclosed, one-sided, unilateral contract where the offeror is obligated to pay in exchange for the act or abstention from acting. In a case where tarof is present or occurring, the accepting party must first decline the offer or restrain oneself from quickly agreeing to take (abstention from acting). The problems that arise from accepting an offer in a hastily manner are internal and only detrimentally harm the offeror. If a tarof is accepted too quickly, without hesitation, delay or indecisiveness on the part of the party accepting, the "tarof-er" is quick to become offended (meanwhile secretly shocked) and leaves with underlying resentment and bitterness in which they never bring to the surface or openly recognize. However, the "tarof-er" may privately complain to his/her close companion(s) regarding the surprising encounter in order to vent and release their frustration over the other person's inability to first reject or turn down their offer prior to accepting it.

Take-away: It is only custom that you first refuse the "good" or "act" of the "tarof-er" prior to taking/accepting it in order to avoid bitter feelings and to ultimately leave the situation winning.

"Please do not tarof with me regarding the last two khormas in the fridge-- just take them Marziyeh!"

"I have asked you many times Shahrzad not to tarof those custard-filled pirashki's to me if you really want to eat them all yourself..."

"Maman, how many times are you going to tarof that albaloo polo to me?! I am allergic to albaloo's!"

Situation where tarof is involved:

Khashayar: "Please Jamshid, let me take care of the bill" (secretly, Khashayar does not want to pay a penny)

Jamshid: "Azizam, no. It is with love and only proper if I pay" (meanwhile, Jamshid is putting up a front too)

Khashayar: "No, no, no"... (looks at waiter & waves arm implying her to come closer)... "take my card and don't allow this man (pointing at Jamshid) to pay!"

Jamshid (talking only to the waiter but eyeing Khashayar with one eye): "No, no, please! I beg you! Do not listen to him! He does not know what he is saying!" (the waiter stares in utter confusion and uncertainty, and is simply startled by the whole interaction. Unsure as to what to do, she stares at what seems to be an altercation feeling uncomfortable and puzzled. She's not sure how or why things escalated so quickly. Eventually, she takes the card from the more "angrier" man, Jamshid, & quickly rushes to the nearest cash register.)

Tarof by KimberlyDee October 31, 2018

Throat Like A Cat's Ass 

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

Throat Like A Cat's Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

throat carver 

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

THROAM 

An acronym for The Heart Rate of a Mouse, a bandom fanfic that follows the complex relationship of a fictionalized Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie. 70's AU featuring characters from the Fueled By Ramen label.

Person A: Have you read THROAM yet?

Person B: Yeah, I just finished it! ...What do I do with my life now...

THROAM by darkbluenothing January 22, 2013

throat beast 

A female that has impeccable dick sucking skills

Cindy is a throat beast, she will have a nigga nutting in one minute flat !!!!wooo

throat beast by Ldogg6700 May 9, 2013

Throat Dunk 

When you dunk your meat into someone's mouth. While there are many ways to accomplish this move, the most common variation includes yelling "KOBE" and then taking a slight leap or hop to dunk the throat.

I would Throat Dunk that bitch.

Throat Dunk by ZM1984 June 26, 2018