by magichands8 January 6, 2004
by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022
The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.
by FurFur October 13, 2009
Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...
by Satchelface May 6, 2013
person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!
*gets up and molests hot kid*
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!
*gets up and molests hot kid*
by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004
1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'
by sarah April 25, 2004
When your uncle Charlie takes you down to the basement and makes you wear a leather Spider-Man mask with a zipper on the mouth.
by Mattie Z August 7, 2018