drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
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