Telephone

The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.

Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick

by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010

telephone

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)

ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016

telephone

low quality, poor quality

that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?

those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!

by shaatanoodle December 9, 2021

Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

Téléphone

The most amazing french band ever!

Person with good taste in music #1: What's your favorite téléphone song? Mine's Le Jour S'est Levé.
Person with good taste in music #2: Cendrillon! It's so sad but amazing! Jean-Louis Aubert is the best french lyricist around!

by frenchfry111 April 28, 2011

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016