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The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.
Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick
by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010
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