Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009

Old Swinford Hospital

Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.

If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital

by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021

Swindon

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014

Swanton Bomb

When you launch pad, bounce or rift onto someone and shot gun them. TFUE classic

"Finna swanton bomb this default lookin ass"

by tombrowwn July 29, 2018

Swint

The word "swint" is used to describe ANYTHING without using the word fuck. It can be used in ANY given situation. So in reality, what isn't swint?

Today was such a swint day, im very tired.

I swinted all the way to my friends house only to find out i could have gotten a ride the whole time.

My soccer game was very swint, we won nbd.

by Swint Swag Striker December 20, 2010

swingo

used in theatre / musicals when an actor can play all roles

oh my god! did you see collette guitart in six the musical? she’s a swingo!

by ihatemyselff October 20, 2019

Swinbourne

The act of rubbing your penis in the dark, using your tears as the lube.

Andy was pulling a 'swinbourne' last night because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad

by frielos February 7, 2015