Starch Lord

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.

sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.

by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

Starch bomb

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

Starch Strangler

When you consume a dry, starchy food that causes a blockade in the oesophagus, which eventually leads to dry-heaving, in a repugnant manner. Usually results in death by asphyxiation.

“Hey Rick, did you here what happened to little Rodney”.”He got Starch Strangler eating a whole loaf of bread with no butter”.

by Starch Strangler July 6, 2021

Starch'd

To relieve an AWOL person of his duties behind his back, ignore his attempts at trying to get in contact with him, and then to sleep with all thirty seven of his Persian sisters and the occasional gay brother.

I go away for 2 minutes and the Bastard Starch'd me!

by The one who got Starch'd March 3, 2010

starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.

Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.

by LaDeena March 2, 2010

starch stickle

A noise made when starchy foods are stirred that resembles the sounds of sex.

My Mac and cheese makes this weird starch stickle sound.

by Dick stickle December 15, 2022

Starch Bomb

A twenty-something female whose body looks good now, but is poised to increase in size after she gets married and no longer feels she needs to keep herself thin.

Yeah, she's hot, but look at those hips and tummy... She's a starch bomb that'll go off in five years, tops.

by Pilotbreath September 18, 2010