penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing

I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

by Sacagewea March 20, 2008

Squeeosis

The condition in which something is so cute you lose your mind.

When a crazy cat lady sees a cage full of kittens and proceeds to talk gibberish or baby talk disregarding everything around her. She must be suffering from acute morbid Squeeosis.

by Battynctn June 29, 2011

Julius Squeezers

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."

by lukepook September 19, 2021

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

squeezies

Money
Cash
Dollars

"lets bet on this game for some SQUEEZIES"

"ide never pay 40 SQUEEZIES for that piece of crap!"

by Chris Adamski May 8, 2008