Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

Bowl splasher

A huge shit. One that has enough force, to create a splash all the way up the bowl, usually after a late night.

Dean: How'd you find last night?
George: Was good, till i got home and had to do an absolute bowl splasher of a shit

by janman543 April 16, 2009

slather ass

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.

by BMush April 26, 2008

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.

I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.

by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013