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splatters 

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
splatters by <MF> July 15, 2009
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bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'
bondsville splatters by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

green apple splatters 

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003

Brown Apple Splatters 

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.
Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.
Brown Apple Splatters by Luxotek January 19, 2015

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)
Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

green apple splatters of the mouth 

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

green apple splatters 

the runs
Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)
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