spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job

Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"

by Spermanator September 11, 2022

speedfire

The most annoying person in the world/major hipocrit

I hope im never called a speedfire

by GUESS! March 21, 2005

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010

spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.

IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.

by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016

spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008

Spermscreen

The term used to describe the similar texture of sperm being related to a bottle of sunscreen therefore using it as a practical joke by filling a bottle of sunscreen with sperm and handing it to another.

Person one: Dude! Bill was such a dipshit to me yesterday!
Person two: Yeah dude! I know what you mean, he was a dipshit to me too!
Person one: Dude, we should totally get back at him, want to give him some spermscreen?
Person two: Yeah! Haha!

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009