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Smurn

Smurning is the art of smoking marijuana and turning your vehicle at the same time.
Dude i just smurned that last turn.
by Da Ganja Man November 21, 2010
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Smurn

A small fictional object often referred to as a day to day nuisance. A single Smurn is approximately the size of a corn flake, but they only ever found in large quantities. They are possibly living organisms, and capable of extremely speedy reproduction. An efficient way of treating a smurn infestation is yet to be determined.
Some fool has filled my kitchen with smurns, it's not funny.
by BenWalden33312 July 13, 2007
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Scrabble Smugness

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009
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smugnisis

The ability to ooze smugness to the point it can be fatal.
Steve Jobs is dying from smugnisis.
by jh123456 March 17, 2010
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smurfnurblin

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.
"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.
by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004
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Smugnorance

The confident ignorance of a foolish person.
In his smugnorance, Johnny really thought that girl was impressed with his witless attempt at humor.
by MICHAELANTONIO December 18, 2016
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Smurg

The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.
This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.
by KYR0 May 15, 2020
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