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When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."
The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.
by Samantha3030 November 19, 2007
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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An orange smurf, known to carry extremely heavy weights.
by Pibie June 13, 2019
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The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.
This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.
by KYR0 May 15, 2020
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