Smegamall

A derogatory reference to the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN used among its detractors. Derived from Smegma.

"God, I hate finding a parking spot at the fucking Smegamall."

by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008

Smegmor

(noun) The infinate and ever glorious Smegmor is the ruler of all smegma.

1. He's the smegmanator, SMEGMOR!
2. Ewww......it's Smegmor...
3. Dude you're not a super hero...your just Smegmor.
4. 'Smegmor' is a fun word to say in a high pitch voice...try it fool!

by Chasehead May 7, 2005

Smegmous Alagentous

1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.

I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

Smegmomit

When someone vomits after experiencing ball cheese

I smegmomitted after not being able to get past the taste of his cheesy balls

by Swagman and Dimple December 10, 2009

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

The Smegmonster

A Human like creature with a receding hairline and cheesy penis often seen drinking stella on field 3

Woah look moma it's the smegmonster!

Dont look it in the eye son you'll catch the bald.

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019