To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 28, 2013
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
by Kamikaze Kam April 09, 2020
A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.
*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020
I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
by AmandaHugankiss April 24, 2010
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
by XePhA88 July 30, 2003
A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.
by T Dizzle Boi June 23, 2007