Sideways

a way to describe an ugly female, not necessarily looks; usually said out loud and discreet for others to hear

*A 6'3", hunchbacked woman weighing approximately 260 lbs walks by you*

Dayam. Sideways!

by TheTrueDrinker October 31, 2003

Sideways

A word, when put in front of any word makes it funny

Dude1:Vagina
Dude2:*crickets
Dude1:Sideways Vagina
Dude2:Haha

by The Rob McCormick March 10, 2008

sideways

Off-target, wrong, or undesirable effect.

We were going to have a great night. We had three kegs of beer, enough guns and ammo to occupy a small country, and a little thermite (just for fun). That's when everything went sideways.

by Carlton Lassiter July 28, 2012

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

sideways

to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.

by clayton hammock December 31, 2007

sideways

Disrespectful; without merit

You comin out your face mad sideways

by NO ID September 26, 2007

sideways

Adj. Used to describe a state of varying levels of inebriation.

Dude, after that ninth beer I was totally sideways

by n1 April 16, 2003