Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal
haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide
=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide
=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
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- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
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When you take a shit but run out of toilet paper. So you place the rim of the toilet in between your cheeks and slide around. This functionally displaces the shit from your anus to the toilet rim.
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Get the Shitrified mug.1) n. Shirix (an anagram of 'irish' with an additional 'x') is the fictional Nobody character of DeviantART's NayruAsukei (created the dA club Org-Infinity along with WindnStorm, or Xelcan) inspired by the group Organization XIII from the Kingdom Hearts video game series. She controls white magic with an african blackwood wand, 17 inches, with a shamrock core. Originating from Halloween Town, she has been titled "The Charmed Witch", and number XVII in the group. She superiors alongside Xelcan.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
1- "Did you hear that Shirix has a secret list of untaken elements for the club? I really should buddy up with her."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
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Person 1: Man, I just had english.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.
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