Shelf

Lame

You're so shelf.
So shelf!
Shelve your shelf self.

by G&F December 4, 2020

Shelf

A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.

Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.

by Fatty Mcgee December 9, 2004

Shelf

The act of taking ones hands and pushing up their boobs in a moderately sexual way in which the goal is to excite a man or multiple men. The most commonly used technique is when the hands of the "shelfer" makes a straight line or a "shelf" and lifts the breasts up, and then back down. The word "shelving" most commonly refers to women, however men can shelf their man boobs or moobs for comedic purposes.

To get the attention of some guys at the party, Julie she decided to shelf.

by TheTheatricalFedora July 28, 2011

Shelf

A pair of tits that are so big you can use them as a shelf.

Look at the shelf on that stripper.

by merdogg January 16, 2010

Shelf

A girl with a awesome pair of boobs

Dude did you see that girls shelf? They look like they can hold a stack of books

by Lee John March 12, 2014

On the shelf

(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".

by Nikki Stixx September 12, 2020

shelfing it

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008