skantosis

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.

Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"

by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Saratosis

When you repeat a meaningless word over and over again and it finally starts making sense.

David was using the saratosis technique a lot yesterday in the debate.

by goofythesaratosian June 17, 2021

shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009

spurtosis

A growth spurt but for your dick

Manuel is looking like he's going into a bit of spurtosis. His Miss's will be happy!

by MiltonMolt June 13, 2019

Swagtosis

A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2

Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live

by garyparker January 12, 2020