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Sharjana is a very beautiful person. She has an elegant sophisticated way of speaking that makes you want to listen to her all day. She is very fierce and can command control very easily. So is also amazingly pretty and can take amazing selfies. She can easily find friends and not a single one of them have anything bad to say about her. She is very outgoing and can stand up for people when she feels they are being underrepresented. Everyone needs a Sharjana in their lives because someone like her can lift mountains of pressure off your shoulders.
“Sharjana is amazing. Just being around her can make you feel so empowered!”
by Yeontanrules April 20, 2020
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sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
by emma January 17, 2004
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Al Sharpton's Disorder

A speech disorder named after the Baptist minister Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr. Individuals inflicted with this disorder exhibit the following symptom of utilizing a lexicon consisting of overly complex terminology that is beyond the individual’s capacity for successful utilization. Often those inflicted with this speech disorder misuse or mispronounce words, resulting in sounding like a complete dumbass when talking. Sufferers of this disorder are also prone to frequent, incoherent ramblings and word-salads.
The following are examples of Al Sharpton's Disorder:

Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

"All that inside dirty that the IRS i i is doing that she needed to defeat them" -Al Sharpton quote
by Crazy8888s August 28, 2011
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Mouth Shart

When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.
Guy 1: *Burp* Oh shit, i just made a mouth shart
Guy 2: Aw, you want some Sprite?
by Diego Chinchilla May 9, 2010
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shart net

The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.
Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!

Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!

Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!

Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!

Girl1: You are sooo funny!
by GR-44 September 22, 2015
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shart

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
by Foof March 27, 2003
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sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter
That guy over there has just sharted himself
by Durferer June 14, 2014
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