Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.

carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008

Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Shampooning

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shamooning

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

by Sv8 December 17, 2016