Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

Shaftmouther

A name given to an overly douchebagish person. Usually he/she will spend the day listening to, and I say loosely, "artists" such as Stephen Jerzak and NeverShoutNever; Hence, thinking he/she is cool. Unknown to him/her, he/she is a social reject. Known to makeout with 2 boys in the same night, several times. Also is known to have a group of friends named "The Wolfpack", all of which are also known to be homosexuals as well. He/She has no life as well. If you know a Shaftmouther, you should usually lynch them as soon as possible.

Billy: Hey, what's that?
Joe: That's a Shaftmouther.

Billy: Oh shit, get the torches, let's burn that motherfucker.
Joe: Yeah, BURN THE FAGGOT!

by NotZachWonders March 29, 2010

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Shaftbeater

Someone who wants to beat you up but instead of threatening to punch you they threaten to jack your dick because they are foreign and english is their second language.

Hey Mikhail, you want to fight?

Mikhail- I WILL BEAT YOUR SHAFT!

Mikhail is a shaftbeater

by Maty D April 14, 2014

Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

by letterman7 January 2, 2022

shitment

Being treated like shit

What shitment did he get from the boss?

by Oppressed, Surpressed, Depress April 19, 2011