scrotology

The physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic study of the male scrotum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.

"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"

by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

Scrotographer

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.

Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!

by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"

Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.

by sarbs December 21, 2013

scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Scrotocop

A cop carrying a device similar to some sort of enlarged garden tool intended to remove the scrotum from perpetrators. Scrotocops are the most dangerous and unpredictable law enforcers when armed.

Run bitch it's the Scrotocops!

Bill was called last week down to the Scrotocop H.Q.

by Tom Main October 5, 2003

Scrotocracy

The Junior Cadets of the patriarchy. Obnoxious, predominately white boys. Fraternities. Golf. Sailing. Polo Shirts. Dockers.
Dude-Boys of power to be. Sons of Senators, Governors, Business Executives, MegaChurch Preachers. Read about them in the book, "The Family."

Dicks presumptive.

It's amazing who can get into the Scrotocracy. Look at George Bush Jr.-boozing, coke snorting, AWOL, business disasters. If his Daddy hadn't been such an Uber-Patriarch he'd be broken down trailer trash for sure. The fact that Barbara Bush is the only female member of the patriarchy didn't hurt. Dan Quail was a flame out-he never made the transition from Scrotocracy to patriarchy with the biggest hand-up.

by RevDrDK November 12, 2009