Scrotocop

A cop carrying a device similar to some sort of enlarged garden tool intended to remove the scrotum from perpetrators. Scrotocops are the most dangerous and unpredictable law enforcers when armed.

Run bitch it's the Scrotocops!

Bill was called last week down to the Scrotocop H.Q.

by Tom Main October 5, 2003

Scrotozoa

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Scrotobomb

To hang your scrotum out behind someone in a picture without their knowledge.

Oh my God, that guy scrotobombed our family picture.

by Eric the Annoyed June 21, 2016

scrotology

The physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic study of the male scrotum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

Stratocopy

Any electric guitar designed with a strat/stratocaster body that wasnt made by Fender, one of the most famous guitar manufacturers in the world. Many guitar manufacturers build stratocopies, such as: Yamaha, Ibanez, Johnson, and many other brands.

"Hey man, check out my new Fender strat!"
"Dude, you noob, thats a Johnson stratocopy. You should go to your guitar dealer and get your balls back."

by ninjawall November 25, 2007