scrotomima

Teabagging a hot piping stack of pancakes (see Teabagging). Origin: a combination of Scrotum and Aunt Jemima (syrup).

teabaggin nutbagging scrotum testes syrupy discharge sea donkey

Dude, I was so stoned at IHOP last night.

Yeah, dude, you totally scrotomima'd every stack in the house!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Scrotliosis

Curvature of the ballsack.

Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

scrotopussy

As seen in some embarrassing photos of Paris Hilton going commando. Her labia resemble a wrinkled scrotum.

"I was gonna go down on this girl but then i saw her scrotopussy and then i threw up."

by Non-Ultra September 22, 2006

Scrotoid

A small being with the face development of a scrotom, the scrotom like features are most noticable when the subject is happy.

Wow look at Rachel she has a rather scrotom like face, one might go so far as to call her a "scrotoid".

by Jalopadus November 7, 2005

scrotomic

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure

hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb

by NickH-T July 3, 2011