schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009

schwoogies

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.

you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies

by youk November 15, 2007

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017