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schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.
1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"
by Æ December 9, 2008
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schwifty

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.
Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!
by the_rickster August 20, 2015
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get schwifty

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.
"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."
by alziepen October 25, 2015
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Schwibb

A mental or physical state in which you are rendered incapable of basic bodily functions, thoughts, or emotions.
After smokin' that L he was schwibbed

Yo anybody else got sugar crystals on their face or am i the only one schwibbed to the nibbs yo?

That couch looks comfortable enough for schwibbing

If i do another line ill be schwibbed to the nibbs
by Tommy Nobel August 18, 2010
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schrimshaw

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
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Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018
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Schwide

A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.
Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.
by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021
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