schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

Scruffles

Facial hair on the chin, cheeks, or upper lip that has not been shaved. Gross. :P

Kimi: Oh no, Dom, you haven't shaved, look at all those scruffles.

by fallwithmeee March 1, 2009

Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

schnuffle bunnie

what two lovers say at the end of a phone call.

i wuv you schnuffle bunnie

by SCHNUFFLEBUNNIE-x October 30, 2009