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Shmegma Effect

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When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
by queen202mell March 10, 2017
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Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.
Your shmegma smells!
by mandy August 5, 2003
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schmegman american

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Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
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schmegma cheese

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Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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Schmegmicheese

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The loose skin that folds over the penis.
I bet that old guy has alot of schmegmicheese.
by Will lard June 25, 2005
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The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.
My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.
by Bob February 13, 2004
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schmegma

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sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
by antonio June 26, 2004
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