schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

by John Tobin April 28, 2008

schmako

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

by redwind64 February 11, 2005

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

by Bailer April 29, 2008

Schmæn

Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.

1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*

by filipgs March 2, 2010