by K.iverson January 31, 2017

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
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by Nayomi January 12, 2008

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
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