Schlump 

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

Schlump by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

Schlump 

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

Schlump by nut button March 13, 2019

Schlump 

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

Schlump by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020

Schlump 

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

Schlump by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlump 

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

Schlump by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlump 

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

Schlump by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

Schlump 

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

Schlump by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024